Welcome to Old Muscle Patina, dedicated to sexy old muscle cars and those who love them!

Although I have a preference for RAW and ratty old muscle cars from 1967 to 1971, here you will also find plenty of old abandoned vehicles and metal with patina… as well as show-quality restorations.

My Mate and I are “homeless nomads” traveling about the USA in our one ton diesel flatbed pickup, Mr. D.

Coming soon:
Mr. D Adventures
Muscle Car Morphology


Hello, fellow muscle lover! Thank you for your visit. ๐Ÿ˜€
Currently I am far out into the countryside, so I have limited access to wifi and very limited mobile data as well. You may contact me by text or email, but I may not get back to you immediately. My apologies.

You can use the form at the bottom of this page, but you can also TEXT me at 214-729-6376. I typically do not answer voice calls from unknown sources, sorry.



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I am definitely aware that not everyone online is as REAL as they claim to be, so I welcome you to message me through text above or the form below. I hope you find me to be more real than expected, lol. ๐Ÿ˜›


Thanks for visiting!
Fran Lafferty :O>